Doesn't want to be here.
Absolutely here for you.
Kilalert didn't ask to care. It just… happened. Somewhere between the wet floor signs and the suspicious glares, there's a cat who notices everything — the vibe, the chaos, the feelings nobody named yet.
Armed with warning signs, armed with memes, armed with an attitude that says "I see you, I judge you, and somehow I still showed up."
This isn't marketing. This is a formal alert.
All prices in AUD · Ships from Australia
5 waterproof vinyl stickers. Your laptop is now a hazard zone.
Hard enamel, gold plating, 40mm. Suitable for bags, lanyards, vibes.
100% cotton. Unisex fit. Warning: may attract stares.
A4 art print, 200gsm, ready to frame. A formal notice.
All 12 Kilalert warning designs. Digital download + physical set.
Heavy canvas, black/yellow. Carries your stuff and your attitude.